- Would you rather:
- be covered head to toe with 500 mosquito bites OR find a leech attached to your genitals?
- be blind for a month OR paralyzed for two weeks?
- have a skin condition that forces you to wear a wool sweater year-round OR wool underwear?
- only be able to speak in rhyme OR only be able to speak in haiku?
I realize I've never had a leach removed from any part of my body, so I don't know what exactly that entails or how painful it might be if at all, perhaps it is a painless endeavor, but I don't want to experience it there. Ever. Bring on the skeeters. I'm from Wisconsin. I'm used to them.
Nothing makes me more crazy than an inability to do something. I have got to be able to move. A month without sight would be very difficult (especially with how I need to be able to drive), but inability to move? Impossible.
Can't stand wool against my skin. Think I'm allergic or something.
How cool would THAT be? heh.